Personalised Kinky Paragraph

I will write you a personalised (it will include your name) paragraph/snippet filled with sexual/kinky stuffs and email it to you when I have the opportunity. I will aim to have it sent to you within a week, but depending on how busy I am, or how many people would like this, I might take a little longer. No partial or full refunds if it does take me a little longer, though. Enjoy ;)